What's new about Joe The Plumber.

10/27/2011. It's official! Joe the Plumber is running for Congress. He's running as a Republican (who would have guessed?) in Ohio's 9th Congressional district.

9/20/2011. As we have predicted back in 2009, Joe the Plumber may become Joe the Congressman! Apparently, the local Ohio republican bosses encouraging him to run for Congress. Do they think that he is the best thing that the State of Ohio has to offer? And did they check his license?

Oh, one does not need a license to run for Congress! We wonder if this is the reason for our latest troubles on Capitol Hill. But do we really need a plumber in Congress to get us out of these troubles? Honestly, we do not know. What we do know is that the Ohio republicans should carefully read our advice on how to choose a plumber! If this country needs a plumber in Congress it has to be a GOOD plumber!

Joe the Plumber News Archive:

1. We do not know if Joe the plumber was paid by the McCain's campaign, but at least one report indirectly suggest that this year he may earn somewhat more than his usual $40-47K. He has hired Nashville publicity team! How much is he paying them?

2. Joe the Plumber gets warning, not speeding ticket.

3. Joe the plumber pays back what he owes in unpaid tax.

4. Joe the Plumber is now Joe the Writer!

5. Will Joe The Plumber fix toilets in Israel or in Gaza Strip?

6. Joe the Plumber is advising the GOP.

Last week Joe the Plumber went to Washington, DC to advise GOP congressional aides on the economic stimulus package. We could not find what he told them, but knowing a bit about plumbers we try to guess.
This is how we can get our economy back on track Joe the Plumber way.
1. Joe the Plumber would probably suggest to cut completely spending on education and healthcare. Why? Because, if you need plumbing you will pay any ridiculous price to have its working. Same, if you need an education for your kids you will pay any price just to send them to school. What else? To make 250K in plumbing business you have to keep salaries of your employees as low as possible. Teachers are probably paid too much. So, lets cut their paycheck!
Same with healthcare; if you really sick you’ll pay any price for it.
2. Once we eliminate governmental spending on education and healthcare, we can cut taxes on Joe the Plumber. He will go buy a plumbing business and in no time get our economy in shape.

What else could he suggest? He does not know anything besides plumbing, and he does not like to pay taxes.

7. Joe the Plumber (Writer) is coming your way!!!

Joe The Plumber is coming to your city for a book signing. He starts in Washington DC on Feb. 25. Then he’ll visit Ohio, Wisconsin, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Texas, Arizona and California.

8. First, the upcoming increase in taxation scared Joe the Plumber away from his dream plumbing business and into political carrier with Republican Party. Now, the bad shape of GOP scared Joe and he is quitting Republican Party!

9. Apparently Joe did not quit Republiican Party! He's been elected to the Republican Party committee for northwest Ohio's Lucas County.